Florida Woman Squirts at Brunch
A Twitter user by the name of @DEV_DOLLASS shared a video of a woman reportedly having brunch at a restaurant located at The Wharf in Fort Lauderdale. In the video, and excuse our careful depiction, the woman is seen with one leg up on a chair and basically “taking care” of herself. We don’t need to spell it out.
Again, we’re all about people getting lit at brunch and having a good time but this was definitely a crossed line and Twitter’s reactions, which you’ll see below, reflect the feeling.
Do know that the tweet quoted here has the video so proceed with caution.
By Lance Strong
Brunch Squirt Video
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Brunch Squirt Video refers to a viral video of a woman appearing to masturbate to the point of ejaculation, allegedly at The Wharf in Florida. After the video began spreading on Twitter, people shared their horrified reactions as well as memes about the video.
Around July 11th, 2021, a video began spreading on social media of a woman apparently masturbating and ejaculating, or "squirting," while standing in a restaurant. Clips of the video have been geotagged to "The Wharf" in Fort Lauderdale. Clips of the video have been taken down by YouTube. The earliest known tweet referencing the video was posted July 11th by user @ZeeNTheCity, who wrote, "I just saw a video of a woman squirting at brunch. And she almost slipped in her own body fluids before security escorted her out".
As the video spread, Twitter users shared their confusion about the video, as well as jokes. Twitter user @thedigitaldash_ tweeted, "the lady who was squirting at brunch needs to give us some closure. did she get arrested? where were her friends? why did she do it? did she have to pee? is she facing sex offender charges? what drugs was she on," gaining over 3,300 retweets and 36,000 likes (shown below, left). User @PrinceInTheMix tweeted, "Hold on. It was a girl squirting at a BRUNCH in Florida? A BRUNCH? Nah that can’t be right. Hold on. I gotta do some research," gaining over 40 retweets and 170 likes.
Others made jokes about the concept of a woman squirting at brunch. User @marcussniffles_ posted a picture of Shaquille O'Neal getting doused with water as a reaction image to the situation, gaining over 11,000 retweets and 63,000 likes (shown below, left). User @mikeunbothered made a similar reaction video featuring Kat Williams, gaining over 3,900 retweets and 13,000 likes (shown below, right).