Florida Woman Squirts at Brunch
A Twitter user by the name of @DEV_DOLLASS shared a video of a woman reportedly having brunch at a restaurant located at The Wharf in Fort Lauderdale. In the video, and excuse our careful depiction, the woman is seen with one leg up on a chair and basically “taking care” of herself. We don’t need to spell it out.
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Again, we’re all about people getting lit at brunch and having a good time but this was definitely a crossed line and Twitter’s reactions, which you’ll see below, reflect the feeling.
1.
That girl squirting at brunch and folks really jumping through hoops to defend it when ppl pointing out stuff like that was gone happen cuz of all the other crazy shit we’ve allowed
— PSN: Andretti_The_XIV (@Andretti_Paints) July 12, 2021
2.
Like masturbating and squirting out in the open at brunch???.......JESUS SEND THE FLOOD AGAIN, NOW!!!!!!
— The Great Negro (@jiggyjayy2) July 12, 2021
3.
I just saw a video of a woman squirting at brunch. And she almost slipped in her own body fluids before security escorted her out.
— Booster BadAss (@ZeeNTheCity) July 12, 2021
4.
Bro they squirting at brunch now? This is why Turkey Leg Hut wants y’all to show up dressed like Handmaid’s Tale extras now. Lmao. https://t.co/qJybOu5aXz
— ROGUE HOU SPORTS (@RogueHouSports) July 12, 2021
Do know that the tweet quoted here has the video so proceed with caution.
5.
Prayers down to the lady who was squirting at brunch. Cant even enjoy my eggs benedict without yall playing with yourselves in public. Lock it back down please. Lock. It. Down.
— Wii-Yum (@MrGee54) July 12, 2021
6.
Wait they squirting at brunch?! pic.twitter.com/LTGZz86OAp
— Trillip Drummond (@Bthomp20) July 12, 2021
7.
When I’m at brunch and there’s no squirting going on pic.twitter.com/7uVE4MpuI5
— B. Sycamore QB (@_YoungCR7) July 12, 2021
8.
imagine being seated next to the lady squirting at brunch… pic.twitter.com/cTqpQigDAC
— 🐅 Tiger Goods 🐅 (@tigergoodsmusic) July 12, 2021
9.
imagine you went to brunch on sunday and planned to go to work on monday morning but now there’s a video of you squirting on the floor. wild world we live in
— dash finished GoT • they/them (@thedigitaldash_) July 12, 2021
10.
Just made the mistake of watching that video of that woman squirting at brunch in Florida in front of a packed restaurant pic.twitter.com/dNnAtAKi3l
— Cliff Bleszinski (@therealcliffyb) July 12, 2021
11.
That woman squirting at brunch. I———
— Sycamore Slinger (@Blike_Dante) July 12, 2021
12.
He even got a pic pic.twitter.com/9bf0htMfEb
— if you ain't nasty, don't @ me (@duhon__) July 12, 2021
13.
Not that lady squirting at the brunch place pic.twitter.com/pHwWyXM99i
— kk (@KiaraKesonmanee) July 12, 2021
14.
Squirting at brunch! Yeah this long ass break we've had from handling liquor in public is making me stay away from alcohol based functions until probably December!
— Magnificent MⓞNK! (@MonkeyBlood) July 12, 2021
15.
If I’m at brunch and you pull your raw coochie out and start squirting everywhere I’m pressing charges.
— 🌹DEACON REDD🌹 (@iReddHerring) July 12, 2021
16.
Yall mad at her squirting at brunch but also mad at the young lady that said we shouldn't tweet our specific sex lives
— About THREE KIM'S✨♈ (@LifeOfTheMuse) July 12, 2021
Oochie wally or one mic?
17.
Y’all squirting at brunch now? Y’all gotta go! pic.twitter.com/aYnziodgPl
— bad 💿 (@djdommb) July 12, 2021
18.
When you passed out drunk at brunch and the squirt bring you back to life pic.twitter.com/qazg937bC1
— Michaela Sr. aka Bal D. Mike (@MikeUnbothered) July 13, 2021
19.
Bro I knew some wild shit was gonna happen when the world opened back up .. but a shorty squirting at brunch? Lmfaooooo seek help, immediately.
— Maya the Menace (@Maya_Rachele_) July 12, 2021
20.
Florida Woman Squirts at Brunchhttps://t.co/klQSmPGOIz
— fml.lol (@fmllolnews) July 13, 2021
By Lance Strong
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Brunch Squirt Video
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
About
Brunch Squirt Video refers to a viral video of a woman appearing to masturbate to the point of ejaculation, allegedly at The Wharf in Florida. After the video began spreading on Twitter, people shared their horrified reactions as well as memes about the video.
Origin
Around July 11th, 2021, a video began spreading on social media of a woman apparently masturbating and ejaculating, or "squirting," while standing in a restaurant. Clips of the video have been geotagged to "The Wharf" in Fort Lauderdale.[1][8] Clips of the video have been taken down by YouTube.[2] The earliest known tweet referencing the video was posted July 11th by user @ZeeNTheCity,[3] who wrote, "I just saw a video of a woman squirting at brunch. And she almost slipped in her own body fluids before security escorted her out".
Spread
As the video spread, Twitter users shared their confusion about the video, as well as jokes. Twitter user @thedigitaldash_[4] tweeted, "the lady who was squirting at brunch needs to give us some closure. did she get arrested? where were her friends? why did she do it? did she have to pee? is she facing sex offender charges? what drugs was she on," gaining over 3,300 retweets and 36,000 likes (shown below, left). User @PrinceInTheMix[5] tweeted, "Hold on. It was a girl squirting at a BRUNCH in Florida? A BRUNCH? Nah that can’t be right. Hold on. I gotta do some research," gaining over 40 retweets and 170 likes.
Others made jokes about the concept of a woman squirting at brunch. User @marcussniffles_[6] posted a picture of Shaquille O'Neal getting doused with water as a reaction image to the situation, gaining over 11,000 retweets and 63,000 likes (shown below, left). User @mikeunbothered[7] made a similar reaction video featuring Kat Williams, gaining over 3,900 retweets and 13,000 likes (shown below, right).
